Glad to see that someone has developed a high-tech way to seriously cut the cheese.

Dismayed to find out that Jake 2.0, an excellent television show, has been cancelled and replaced by that stupid Top Model show with Tyra Banks. What a waste of time.

Found a wonderful new 'light' version of 8th Continent Chocolate Soy Milk. Mmmm, delicious.

What's up with Windows XP always turning off the 'num lock' on the keyboard during boot up (despite BIOS setting to the contrary), as described in KB315468? Very frustrating. It's a shame that you need a Registry hack to fix it.

Books read:
"Louquier's Third Act" by Katharine Fullerton Gerould

Caches found:
"Watergate"
"Quack'n Up By The Slough"
"Hidden Valley New Years 2k2"