The new USB Swiss Army Knife is hilarious. If Microsoft wants to hand out free copies of Office, I'll provide a couple of mailing addresses.   =)   I found it interesting that George Michael's going to release all his new songs on the Internet, for free, instead of cutting albums. It was also hilarious to note the passage of the 'Cheeseburger Bill' in the U.S. (blocking lawsuits against fast food joints by people that blame them for their personal rotundity).