The 'drive-by oiling' in 2 Kings 9 is hilarious.

Went geocaching this afternoon with Ben. Found the following benchmark and caches: "KR1306", "AJ'S HOLE IN THE WALL", "Kitty Litter 2", and "I-80 Flume Cache". Got a little sunburned, then rained upon.

Ok, rule #1 for April Fool's Day jokes: they have to occur on April Fool's Day. It's not a true April Fool's joke if you do it a day early, like the Sony Ericsson left-handed cell phone gag. If you believed it (like I did), you're not a fool, since they (like fools) forgot to announce it on the correct day. Since when did March 31st become April Fool's Day? Duh.