Drank a tasty combination of Jumex Peach Nectar and Kerns Apricot Nectar yesterday. Mmmmm. Did everyone but me already know that petrolatum and petroleum jelly are the same thing?

Mentioned in yesterday's podcast:

Boudreaux's Butt Paste (ButtPaste.com)
Oprah Loves Butt Paste
Wendy's Chili Finger Scam (follow-up)
Pope John Paul II's Burial
Cookie Monster Emasculated
Prince Charles' Wedding
Arrested for using $2 bills
"13 Going on 30"